You’re not allowed to change things while I’m in the Bahamas, Tumblr. That’s just rude.
more of my insidious plan revealed, step by sinister step
by the time you get back to New York everyone will be talking in Mandarin with insect faces
Seems racist.
Be in love.
1. Assholes.
2. People Who Write About The Types Of People You Will See At The New York Passport Agency
I’ve been an editorial intern at not one, but two ‘very prestigious literary agencies’ in two major cities.
In the short time I’ve worked at this second agency, I have green-lighted maybe two manuscripts. Two, out of thousands.
Before you bludgeon yourself with your MFA diploma or drag your novel to the trash bin, you should know this: I believe in you. You’re reading tips from an intern! And that’s more than I can say for most.
who says that interns arent powerrful!??? (via millennialmanhattanite)
We’re not impressed.
5. Everything Is Existentially Depressing
No, sweet cheeks. That’s the only part about Pokemon that actually does make sense.
