OM is: a) not a group blog; b) a spud with a wifi; c) worse than YM; d) a random Tumbl og; e) a blog written by a group of who the fuck cares; f) rap Illuminati g) the sound of one cat lapping milk; h) an ass log; i) cross-posted to your google plus hangout; j) talking about nothing and worrying about asses, apparently; k) a crying into your shoulder at meetups blog; l) the internet's buzz; m) not not not intended to be a funny blog; n) like many things on the internet, it will be funnier a long time from now o) a bacon New York blog and shabbos scenes p) all of the above or q) solid, all-black rails of "q"s filled in on your Scan-Tron. Put your pencils down.